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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted a Scotsman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Andrew was a fa*got."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Andrew was a fa*got, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Andrew was a transvestite fa*got!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Andrew was an Englishman!"

"Yeah," said the Scotsman, "that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."



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LOL

so a little boy is in class at school in london

and the teacher is having a day of asking the class what it is there dad does for work

so shes going round the class and gets to little timmy and asks him, so timmy tell the class what your dad does...

well says timmy, hes a dancer in a gay strip bar and sleeps with men for money, and likes sucking cocaine of other mens cocks

the teacher stuned tells the class to go back to work and ignore what just happned and she pulls timmy aside

Timmy i know thats not what your dad does whats going on

"i know miss, but hes an english cricketer and im too embarassed to tell the class"

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lmao thats better ...

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HAHAHAH i liked that

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hah ha very good.

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So David Hasslehoff walks into a bar and sits down. The barman says "Hey, you're David Hasselhoff!"

David replies "Actually, I prefer to be called the Hoff."

So that barman says "Ok Hoff, no Hassle."
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."



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loved the cricket 1
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