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Louis the French Fighter Pilot was a great hero during WW2. As such, he got a lot of 'female attention'. One night on leave, he brought a woman back to his house. They started to make out, and she yelled out "Oh Louis, kiss me!" Louis pulls out a bottle of red wine from his wine rack (they're everywhere in a French house) and pours a good amount on her lips and kisses her deeply. She sputters and asks "Why did you pour wine on me, Louis?". Louis replies "I am Louis ze French Fighter Pilot. When i has the red meat, I has the red wine!"


She shrugs it off, and resumes. The passion then heats up. She tears open her blouse and says "Oh Louis, kiss me here!". Louis pulls out a bottle of white wine, pours it on her chest, and obliges. She asks: "Louis, why did you do that?!" to which Louis replies "I am Louis ze French Fighter Pilot. When I has the white meat, I has the white wine!".


Because she's so into Louis, she continues. Finally, she hikes up her skirt and cries out "Louis, kiss me here!!!". Louis pulls out a bottle of Cognac, pours it on her crotch, and sets it on fire. She screams, sprints into the ocean, and puts out the fire. She yells out "Louis, you're an asshole! Why would you do that!?". Louis takes a big swig of Cognac and yells back "I am Louis ze French Fighter Pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"



Edited by greg on 14 November 2006 at 1:33pm

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Hahah XD

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Old but still funny...a bit like womble!!

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lol i love the french ppl , i used to be in this french clan for a while n only one of em spoke english it was quite funny when we were playin and the CL cud only say " Die EeYor3, u must die!!I kill u lol" to me hehe

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i can speak french , i learnt it from the Del Trotter school of French phrases.

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Posted: 21 November 2006 at 12:10pm | IP Logged  
î shoudl have picked french aswell in the 7th grade...but i picked latin...and its no worth it ^^
nice joke

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french , spanish and italian. They all come from latin so well done teff

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sure...if i coudl speak latin maybe ^^
but its mcuh easier to learn spanish for me
...if i woudl do it agian

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I did take french lessons at school, but I barely remember any of it. The same with Italian and Japanise.

I think at a push I might be able to remember how to count in ten in each of them.

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i used to go to a spanish skool when i was still livin back home, such a cool language i love it, used to do biology n info systems in spanish too, was quite good at it tbh got many crtificates n stuff but unfortunately when i came to sco i started learnin english n totally forgot bout the spanish :/ now i can only say the numbers to 10 maybe oh and i used to no the numbers to 10 in japanese too Love listenin ppl speakin in french tho i wudnt be able to do french... sooo difficult with that pronounciation... Anyway Fire ze missles

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im great at french(ing)!

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Not what I've heard demon ;)

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i'll explain that to you later my young padawan

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