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Dud.TraP
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I was hiking with two of my mates in Lapland in August 2001. We only had one tent, it was just big enough to fit the three of us.

Se the night arrived and we set the tent up and crawled in. Having hiked all day we passed out pretty much immediately and slept soundly.

Then in the morning, when we were having breakfast, one of my mates started going on about how he'd had the best sex dream ever, how he'd been giving it to Kylie Minogue long and hard, and in the end he'd come harder than ever.

The other mate one-upped him, telling how his sex dream had been even better, how he'd nailed Cindy Crawford and Angelina Jolie!! He'd also had the wet dream of his life.

They argued for a bit about whose dream was better, then turned to me and asked if I'd also had a hot dream last night.

Like f**k, I'd only had a dream where I had been cross-country skiing in some long distance event, and could not even finish it, because all of a sudden, both the ski poles melted in my hands.
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That didn't really happen, did it? ;-)

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I think its from a true story ;)

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thats older than me that joke



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Dud.TraP
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:)
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pretty funny for a 200 year old joke!!!

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come on it must be at least 500 years old, if it's older them womble

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I know....I was just being nice!!!!

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look closer, its signed by Jesus

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Oh your soooo funny ya bunch of douchbags..



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