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Nhumrod
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Was having a laugh with one of the guys at work today talking about clustering, so I quickly wrote this... most of you wont have a clue what I'm on about here but for those of you who know clustering it may be amusing...

U cant cluster this...

My, my, my, my
Failover hits me so hard
Make me cry: Oh, my Lord!
Thank you for blessing
Me with a mind
And san connectivity
It feels good when I know theyre down
A superdope home boy from microsoft town
And Im known as such
And this is a beat ah

Chorus:
U cant cluster this
I told U home boy
U cant cluster this
Yeah, thats how were clusterin and U know
U cant cluster this
Look in my OS, man
U cant cluster this
Here, let me bust the funky SAN
U cant cluster this!



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you're a sad strange rather tall man D.... seriously

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I don;t like the man but I have to aggree with scotty on this one ;)

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Yes, I'm with the Scotzman on this. Sometimes keeping your geekdom to yourself is okay!



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You are geeky
You can't behave
You are a geek

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Grizzler wrote:
You are geeky
You can't behave
You are a geek
 

A MICROSOFT SLAVE

 Ty *Bow*



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 Im impressed we just had these fibre cablers in was watching them  join two fibre cables togther looks cool
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splicing :)
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yes indeed splicing dud was v cool with the lcd showing the joining
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we get the network bitches to do all that gufff. i sit up in my ivory tower winging that its not finished yet!

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Ivory tower my ass i tell you whats the point in passwords our user's are pissing us of they hand them out so freely even managers its like what r you doing fools
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ah - whats the problem mate? Who needs security?

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Wrote another one today:

Mr. SAN Man, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give me HP, not crap EMC (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give it two NICs, on a gigabit backbone(bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then fill it up, with ripped movie downloads!
SAN Man, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn me into a freak
Mr. SAN Man, make me a geek...



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can it be arranged that when he goes to i29 that he gets left behind without internet access!

dud, mojo i am looking at you here!

that or break his fingers! please no more lame songs.....



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lol

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lol



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Demon heres a conundrum , can you ban yourself from your own forums ? so we dont have to look at your drivle ?

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my drivel rocks! all the true geeks love it

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