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StalkeR
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your weird but n1 go for em both  even though you'll prolly get slapped off one/both of em if they find out
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um - offer them a threesome?
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That would put me off just a tad tbh... 
Cant stand the thought of anyone Im with having been with anyone else...
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Yeah, its worse if you know em, but I think its even worse after you.
Breige (me ex) told me she is seeing someone else. She said some crazy sh*t!
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Wot a dilema !
Send um both over too uncle womble and ill "vet" them both and let you know whos worthy.
Or
Be really cool , ask them to the same party and sit them both down explaining that your not sure who should "win" the "Mojo Lovin" and you could devise some clever questions , if they get up n walk then they arnt worthy , but if they stay , then you win on a hugee scale. And then send the loser to uncle womble as a consellation prize . 
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lol, im being pimped out now!!!
There is a girl i went out with for a week at school, and I dumped her coz she was too young: I was 16, she was 14 (I know!!!)
Anyway, she STILL likes me, and is in St Andrews. She broke up with her boyfriend over easter, and asked my Bro when is the next time I will be in St Andrews! My Bro invited her out for a drink with us on Saturday!!! He's like, "it will be an easy lay, and she's looking quite hot at the moment!"
My bro's advice is, "f**k em all!!" I said, how could I do that and not be hated by everyone. And he says, blame it all on them, for example: "You were so cold, how was I supposed to know you like me." and "I just wanted to sample asian pussy." My bro is a man whore!
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Do wot your bros says tbh .
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"I'm lovin it!"
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make them all part of your hareem - remember you can marry more than once mojo... 
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Now onto the spying ex girlfriend. I got a phone call from her on Monday night. She knew I was off sick on Monday, and stared firing questions my way, and was determined to know if I had been with any girls. She is in her final year, and it was my intention to keep all this crazy sh*t quite, and not upset her in any way so she could get on with her work. We’ll, she said she knew I have been with someone, then she asked me to go round and see her on my way back to Glasgow. I ended up going over to see her, and she was trying furiously to find out what has been going on, asking if I was seeing anyone, if I had pulled anyone, if I had slept with anyone. I was reluctant to tell her anything. Then she said that she had been seeing someone. I felt a bit sh*t at first, then thought, f**k it, that’s a big monkey off my back! So I told her…most of the stuff. I didn’t admit to actually f**king anyone. I told her I had a list. I have made arrangements for my Spanish/Columbian’s friend move in with my ex. My ex needs a flat mate, and this girl needs a place to stay in Edinburgh. My ex doesn’t know about the Spanish/Columbian, but I’m sure her spy will tell her soon.
Anyway she started telling me about the person she has been seeing. He phoned asked her what she was doing that night, and she told him that I (as her ex) was coming over. He was not happy, he would have been even more unhappy if he found out that she wanted me to stay the night. I asked her what he would say and she said, “I can do what I like!” I have to say, I thought about nailing her, just to make myself feel a little better. She was telling me how he was a really clever guy, and a millionaire (well, his parents are, I think my ex is into a spot of gold digging) but he keeps taking her out for dinner and making her pay for her half. She also said that he was really spoilt, and selfish. I was smiling. She told me with tears welling up in her eyes, that she didn’t know if she was happy, and that she thinks I might be the best person for her, and that she does not want me to get another girlfriend in-case she can never get me back. Stupid bitch, that boats already well gone. In the end I just left. f**ked up tho huh. Apparently the whole Korean thing was just some f**ked up coincidence. I think she just knew I was up to some tricks.
I don’t think next weekend will be as nuts as last weekend. Although I do have this dinner to go to, and an old friend of mine was quite determined to make me go and see her in Edinburgh, seems a little weird and out the blue.
I think life is so much more amusing when crazy sh*ts going on. (not any more)
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whos the best looking , best in bed and best personnnality ? marks out of 10 plz ?
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score ..... and ?
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Ok. Well, on Friday after the Spaniard cooked us dinner (which was amazing by the way) we went out to the pub, had some drinks, went to a party (the usual night out in St Andrews to be honest). We were outside someone’s house party, and watched the police go in and try to shut it down.
Anyhoo, the next day we all went out to see kill bill 2 (was awesome) and then went out drinking and again we ended up at another house party (there is always one on, every night! Nothing else to do to be honest.) We got there, and guess who else was there, yep, the Korean again. So I’m standing there, next thing I notice, Spain is on my right, Korea to my left (sh*tting my pants) not knowing what the hell to do, I did what any man would do in such a situation, went to find a drink. After searching for a bit, I saw Spain and Korean talking to each other. I went for a piss, and tried to calm myself down a little. I decided the best course of action was to hide in the living room in the midst of people, hoping no-one would see me. As I was walking in, Korea was standing in front of me. She said something about wanting to talk to me the night before, but the other girl giving her dagger looks. lol I said I was tired and was thinking about going home, she asked me to walk her home. I thought about it. I was just going to run her home, say I’m not looking for a relationship, and run back to the party but I decided that walking out with her would be too risky, and I know she would have tried it on so I made my apologies, then she left. I ended up walking Spain home, then going home myself.
The next day I met up with Korea for a coffee, and told her that I was not looking for a serious relationship. She said “neither am I, but thanks for telling me.” She wants to be friends.
I’m thinking Spain is a definite winner here, but she is totally relationship material, and I can’t f**k her about because she is a friend of mine, and friends with loads of my friends.
I am going to Egypt for a bit, so doubt anything interesting will happen for another few weeks now.
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Ah, your stories make my day all cheery mojo. Seems like I will have to stop in past St. Andrews when you come back. Never been there but you make it sound fun! Would be able to see the Korean and Spaniard for myself too.
Have Fun in Ejypt. Hopefully another woman will be following you. By the way... did you change your deodrant to Lynx recently, only I saw those adverts.......
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