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i'll say a sentence then someone has to continue it...then someone has to continue the next persons, ya get the idea, well, here goes

A few weeks ago, there was a man named fist, MrFist some called him, goat lover, other people called him, well, this week, he went to the zoo...



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at the zoo he met a young pie man with no trousers... the pie man said to him

"oooer missus - i wanna be a world famous womble when i grow up"



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MrFist replied 'Do you? I know just the man, he lives in quakenet, attempts CS and is as ol.... wise as they go'
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at that moment along came a rather hungry looking rotweiler looking for some pies.

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Then MrFist died. The End........ until he respawned at the zoo gate.

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There was a tap on his shoulder, "hellooo bigboy , remember me?" it was his first love Miss Chief the leggy blond whoo used to teach him gym at high school but would insist in helping him towel off after rugby.

"Hi" our hero said, "i must say that blouse looks nice" but its warm today maybe i should just unbutton it like this" the ivory buttons popping out of the silky holes, her breathing gets heavy and she starts to moan . "oh we mus'nt we might get caught " its sunday and the zoos shut so just lay on this knoll and let me remind you how much you enjoyed my "pole vaulting skills" she poured herself onto the grass as if she were oil, the sun glistening on her ample chest......

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Womble was then banned from playing the game forever....

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/me seconds CDM's motion
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lmao womble
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Our hero blinded by the suns reflection proceeds to cover his eye's to stop the glare. Out of nowhere Fist pulls out a very large spoon.

He turns to the teacher and says "I hated f**kin school, how bout u take this spoon and eat my ass!!"

She replies ......

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'the author of this story is really fuked up'
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omg - i think womble reads 2 any pron stories! lol...

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...she replies...

"oh baby....give me that spoon...go on...i want it"

to this...fist replies....



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"you sick bitch" And then he died........ again........

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but with his dieing words all could hear clearly the immortal phrase.......i see you baby....

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shakin that ass!

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lmao

pld demon!
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shakin that ass...he then promtly respwans...

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then a giant skeletal robotic beast respawns at the same place and gibs mrfist... eeeew...

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then the princess buttercup declared that everyone wore fluffy bunny slippers , had a jolly holliday and ate choccy ice-cream with pink marshmallows. And they all lived happily ever after..... untill one day out of the fog came a giant 19 foot high 12 foot wide ......

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