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ChiefDM
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There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon,life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe" says Don Pedro "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"
"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
Don Pedro quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree"
"ees... a.... Ham bush!!"
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Harv
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Dude,
I only wanted to make one post today while i was at work, and i think that this post deserves it...
That joke is fookin' awful mate!  
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ChiefDM
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hehe it's class mate.
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Grizzler
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lmao
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Nhumrod
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omg - after reading that i think im gonna shoot MYSELF!!! 
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ninjaofwarfare
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as bad as it gets lol
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Mojo Jojo
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i was mildly amused .
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MrAnderson
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ROFL LMAO, what a joke...what a joke...keep em coming cdm 
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larf 
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