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Dud.TraP
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An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys.

"There's just one problem" she says. "Because they were all born at the same time we got the tags mixed up and we don’t know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.

Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definitely my baby" he says confidently.

"Um, excuse me" says the West Indian "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son."

The Englishman pulls him aside and says, "I see where you're coming from mate but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk"
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anyone find that Mondays are a total write off?

I spend most the day drinking coffee, reading emails and generally avoid doing work if I can...anyone else?


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Dud.TraP
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yeh me 2, but ive got this week off lol
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I work on weekends and get monday and tuesday off :D

so i wudnt know
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I find mornings in general are quite frequently something of a write off. By the time I'm done reading websites, writing emails and fielding questions it's time for lunch.

Probably why I work late so often.

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and i'm off sick today!! looks like your the only one working mate!!

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im working - but im goin home at lunch time to work from home as my spare bed is arriving this afternoon



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Monday is usually like that except this morning.... Went onto the Scottish Water homepage and deleted the left hand navigation! Great start to the day.

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lol


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monday morning starts with a dubble Senseo extra dark followed by a dubble Senseo extra dark followed by reading the newspaper(s) then a smoke and a sh*t followed by staring at my monitor for an hour

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Puss wrote:
Monday is usually like that except this morning.... Went onto the Scottish Water homepage and deleted the left hand navigation! Great start to the day.

Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!



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My monday began with that the Notes server went down, so I got less work to do since I got no emails

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u use lotus notes at work? any good?

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Demonboy wrote:
u use lotus notes at work? any good?


Yeah, it's pretty nice, especially all the databases you can have and such

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