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Shadetail Honourary Member


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Posted: 01 March 2006 at 7:18pm | IP Logged
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UK only...so any of you wise older clan guys who've already been got any tips ?
Im planning on going to Derby, ive got my course researched and checkcd what grades i need and the points and everything.
Im going for Creative Writing, 3 year full time degree. Derby. I enjoy the things involved (writing poetry, stories etc) and decided it would be a good course since i cant get into the computer area anymore.
So, tips/comments oh wise elders ? :P
And i could post my poetry and stuff if anyones interested. lol.
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[D]esert Punk 1337 Community Member

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1.smoke lots of weed....
2.do lots of class A drugs....
3.sleep wif loads of random birds....
4.turn up to lectures once a week stinking of booze and smoke.
5.enjoy urself!!!
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Captain_Oompa Honourary Member


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Posted: 01 March 2006 at 10:08pm | IP Logged
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Thats pretty much all i do atm......
And pretty much all im gona do in uni.... oh yeah and play CS....
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cannedfool Imba Community Member

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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 12:29am | IP Logged
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1.smoke lots of weed....
2.do lots of class A drugs....
3.sleep wif loads of random birds....
4.NEVER turn up to lectures
5.enjoy urself!!!
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Cock with a soc Honourary Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 1:11am | IP Logged
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Tired very Tired just got back from uni snowboarding comp was a 12 hour jobie very tired why cant you do computers
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hamble Honourary Member

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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 7:15am | IP Logged
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If you're doing creative writing and poetry you're going to need some kind of a unique scarf and hat combination, paired with an interesting jacket that you will wear, no matter what the weather, and perhaps some thin cigarettes.
You will enjoy spending time in slightly pretentious coffee-bars (NOT Starbucks - unique, out-of-the-way places that probably play jazz) and browsing endlessly through bookshops and libraries. You will ALWAYS be carrying a book or some bits of paper, wherever you are. To create an air of intellect and imagination, spend a lot of time staring into space, zoning out of conversations and then snapping back with an "I'm sorry, I was miles away. Just thinking about Hemmingway."
I also think you should take up the piano, if you haven't already, and it's about time you stopped drinking beer and chose a fine cognac or wine.
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Puss Honourary Member


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I like hammie. His tips are the best. See interview tips for further references to his greatness.
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ScotzMan 1337 Community Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 9:02am | IP Logged
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i agree puss, hammie does indeed rule the good ideas.
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TheFraggle Clan Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 11:58am | IP Logged
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erm....puss, i thought ya loved me....whats hamble got that i ain't....?
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Puss Honourary Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 12:18pm | IP Logged
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Nothing, he just comes up with the best tips and tricks. :)
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ScotzMan 1337 Community Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 12:19pm | IP Logged
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wit, a sense of humour, friends, a life.... the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on...
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Shadetail Honourary Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 1:49pm | IP Logged
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lol thanks guys :P
Im gonna give a portfolio with my works to the uni i apply to..however
1.No weed
2.Never touch class A drugs....
3.Possibly get a girl
4.turn up to lectures smelling of computer parts and paper.
5.enjoy urself!!!
Yea i used to walk around with a pad to write stuff on, but then i lost my pad and couldnt be botherd to buy a new one. I will for uni though lol. Parents agreed to buy me a laptop and wireless internet for Uni, though i doubt they go through with it.
Now me futures sorted, im gonna concentrate on getting the grades i need. My results from first exams come back next thursday...soon be time to see if i can either laze about or panick and work harder.
Again thanks for tips :P and for the heck of it ill post a few crappy poems in my next post.
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Shadetail Honourary Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 1:54pm | IP Logged
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My two most recent poems (yea i suck at poems i think)
Heavens Plight
Bright White Knights Soaring through the sky For peace and justice they will fly Darkness is coming to claim us all But heavens light refuses to fall !
Holy Knight, Fighting for whats right Holy Knight, Fight for the light Holy Knight, Into darkness we sail Holy Knight, Justice will prevail !
When Darkness Comes we must unite We'll make our stand we have to fight Heavenly Defenders standing in twilight Holy warriors Defending the light !
Holy Knight, Fighting for whats right Holy Knight, Fight for the light Holy Knight, Into darkness we sail Holy Knight, Justice will prevail !
Darkness came from all around Determined knights we stood our ground We dont know why or how we could But we fought on for all things good!
Holy Knight, Fighting for whats right Holy Knight, Fight for the light Holy Knight, Into darkness we sail Holy Knight, Justice will prevail !
The battle was won the enemy fled Though many of our own lie dead Though we had won it came at high cost So many brave warriors today had been lost!
Holy Knight, Fighting for whats right Holy Knight, Fight for the light Holy Knight, Into darkness we sail Holy Knight, Justice will prevail !
Freedoms warriors and brave white knights Fighting for the holy light Justice and freedom bought by the sword Everlasting peace was our reward!
Holy Knight, Fought for whats right Holy Knight, Fought for the light Holy Knight, Into darkness we had sailed Holy Knight, Justice had prevailed !
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Hope
Hoping for freedom Hoping for whats right Hoping for justice Hoping for light
Hope keeps us going Hope keeps us flowing Hope keeps us proving Gotta keep moving !
Hoping through life Hoping through strife Hoping through pain hoping through again!
Hope keeps us going Hope keeps us flowing Hope keeps us proving Gotta keep moving !
Hoping were united Hoping were excited Hoping were flying Hoping were trying!
Hope keeps us going Hope keeps us flowing Hope keeps us proving Gotta keep moving !
Hope is our key Hope sets us free Hope keeps us ready Hope makes us steady
Keep on hoping No more moping We can do it We will make it!
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There ya go lol you can laugh now :P
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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 2:22pm | IP Logged
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I think your favourite letter is H..
nice work 
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Captain_Oompa Honourary Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 2:28pm | IP Logged
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Rofl hammy
I like it , i like it alot
Ever think about being a image consultant?
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cannedfool Imba Community Member

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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 2:41pm | IP Logged
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ok this went from manly getting mashed to poetry where do u think we are oxford?
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TheGouldFish Honourary Member

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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 3:29pm | IP Logged
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well not all of us like weed or any other class A drugs. Booze on the other hand :)
But what did you expect from some one going to do a Creative Writing degree.
The main set of tips I can give are as follows:
1. Think what you want your degree for.
2. Get a computer, the labs in all uni's suck.
3. Have fun, because thats what uni is for.
4. Never get stressed over deadlines and exams.
If you follow these you too can end up with a 2.2 like me :)
Edited by TheGouldFish on 02 March 2006 at 3:33pm
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Shadetail Honourary Member


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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 5:29pm | IP Logged
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Heh thanks mates :P Yea im getting this degree to go into journalism or something like that, it also gives me 3 years to finish my book. Yea i like H recently =P inspiration strikes randomly and lately it involves things with a H in them.
Wombles the man
Wombles the man, Doing the jam
Wombles the man, Drives in a can
Wombles the man, Kicks ass at the Lan
Wombles the man, Likes to press ban
Yes wombles the man !
Yep, i thought id do some random thing that makes no sense :)
Seeya all at praccy tonight. Unless my mums cooking takes me down again.
Edited by Shadetail on 02 March 2006 at 5:32pm
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hamble Honourary Member

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Posted: 02 March 2006 at 9:13pm | IP Logged
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I AM an image consultant Oompa – well, a branding consultant anyway, which is pretty similar. Thanks for the encouragement on me tips everyone – if anyone needs any more advice, let me know!
Like the poetry Shadey – but 'ave ya got anything wot don't ryhme?
Right, I have to go home now... start of our weekend and I've got two sailing races back-to-back tomorrow, starting at 9:00am. (Groan).
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