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Cock with a soc
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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking,
then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you
just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new Remember: Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shop lifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
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Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the U.S.A.
in line.
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Nhumrod
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lol 
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TheGouldFish
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sounds about right, on all counts.
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Sirwomble
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clever stuff
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Puss
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I thought hitler had a mistress?
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Captain_Oompa
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i swear hitler was gay
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Cock with a soc
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Yes the man that was against anything like that was gay ok look up your history
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Captain_Oompa
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lol no ur right, he was half jewish not bisexual
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