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hey guys, finally our broadband connection is all sorted out and we now have a nice 1Mg line WOOOOT!! Finally, I can start comming to praccy again. Not really played cs for nearly two months now, so the reflex0rs are going to be shot, but a few solid days of cs and I will be back in force!!
Shame no praccy till after crimbo, but that give me a chance to get my skills up again. O, and I been reading Sun Tzu's the Art of War, so I'm going to be even sneakier 
"Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him."
"All warfare is based on deception."
"Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."
"If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him."
"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant."
"If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them."
"Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected."
"According as circumstances are favorable, one should modify one's plans."
Is Mojo going to be a Buddhist Warrior?   
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Sirwomble
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wb m8 
The problem with your "art of war" is by the time youve thought about it, some git has chucked a flash at ya shot u with a deagle and is waiting for the round to restart whilst thinking "bloody nub buddhist's" lol
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Mojo Jojo
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lol, true, but Sun Tzu says:
"What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease.
Hence his victories bring him neither reputation for wisdom nor credit for courage.
He wins his battles by making no mistakes. Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory, for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated.
Hence the skillful fighter puts himself into a position which makes defeat impossible, and does not miss the moment for defeating the enemy."
I guess what my mate Sun is saying is that how can some git flash ya, and shoot you with a deagle if your in a position where he cant flash you, and even if blind, he cant hit you....then you can pop out and put a cap in his ass
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InSuR
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lo matey hope to see you round crimbo but quailty on your be backing hope to see ya round laters due
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Sirwomble
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Mr Sun fails to understand , that with all the chi n planning in the world , you can rely on the fact that theres allways a "Kappy" or a "Womble" lol out there to spoil your "Karma"
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Harv
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lol at your 'art of war' lessons Mojo!
But what Sun Tzu fails to point out is that if in a situation of war and both sides obey his rules of combat, nothing would happen and there would be no war to fight!
So the book is kind of ironic!
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Harv
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PM me soon for Tetrix btw... /methinks you and i have a score to settle! 
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Mojo Jojo
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There are no winners in war Harv, and no war is a good war. lol
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ChiefDM
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What are you chattin about?!?!?!? Everyone knows that the Jedi won the war against the Dark side and I enjoyed it!!! lol
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lol... i think you would be more attuned to playing Battlefield Vietnam with those tactics mojo...
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