4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.  It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.

In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

The old lady thinks " I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him "

The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him "

The Frenchman thinks " I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me "

The Englishman thinks " I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French tw*t again!"

TEH W1NN0R!!!

ROFL, hahahahaahhahhahahahhahahahha

well demon looks like we have copyright MWHWHAHAHAHA.

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'

And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .

hahaha