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a pedant writes
Directions
1.Start at Edinburgh Airport. (for all you scots type mofos out there)
2.Catch flight from Edinburgh to London Heathrow Airport.
3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.
6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
12."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
13.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
14."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
15.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
16.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
17.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles
18.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
19.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles
20.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
Now that's the way to f*****g Amarillo!!!!!!!!
Edited by Richie on 09 May 2005 at 3:47pm
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